Chapter 1 – The Evil Rainbow Rider

The preview; Pk kat marries Bk kat then has a little cat called kitten. He changes his name to Dk. He goes to school, hates school and then decides to ride a rainbow out. Now you get the idea why I called this chapter the evil rainbow rider. The little guy has no idea what he has done.

Pk becomes the saviour and protector holding the shield of education. Bk, Dk’s father dies. Dk becomes a nefarious dictator. The entire kat and human worlds cowers below him. He infects every goodly creature to be his slave. While he does this it shocks his father to death. PK then avenges him by preserving Bk’s soul. So yeah, that’s the idea. PS- Kat isn’t spelt wrong. There’s meant to be a ‘k’ at the start. PPS- It was kats because dogs is a bit confusing.

Pshoom! A rainbow appeared in front of Dk by command, then he yelled to the other Kat students, “Come on! The rainbow waits for nobody!” The other kats scrambled onto the rainbow as fast as their stubby little legs could carry them. By doing this they had left their education behind. None of them thought it was a problem. The teachers, however, thought that it would affect their pay. They rushed into the printer room and pressed the education button!

Pk comes to the rescue! Dk uses a defence mechanism that is called sizing up and hovering. Also, Dk makes a deafening roar at Pk’s face. Pk is supposed to be scared right? Well, Pk couldn’t be less scared. When Dk snapped into reality again he realised that his mum wouldn’t be able to be warded off with a silly roar. As quickly as possible the small kats climbed onto Dk’s back. Without warning, Dk took off. He zoomed away like it was nobody’s business.

Chapter 2 – Pk’s Per-Shoot of Justice

So, when I last left off it seemed as though Dk kat/evil rainbow rider seemed like the bad guy right? Don’t actually answer that it’s rhetorical. But really there is a hard, hard story behind that evil purring furball of cuteness.

You remember Bk right? The dad? The one who died? Well, the happy couple of Pk and Bk did a really dumb, tough thing. They called their son (Dk) “Kitten”. This is terrible. All other kittens had proper names such as ‘Terry, Martha, Bob, Bobalina, Tim, PD, GJ, DJ, Jank, Jankalina and Colin.’ Anything but ‘Kitten’. Sir Kitten right here wanted a proper name and kept insisting his name was actually Dk and not “Kitten”. “Believe me! I’m furry! You can trust me! My name is actually Dk!” he would yell at anyone who sniggered, snickered, laughed, giggled, chortled and guffawed at him. Dk felt that he was wasting his precious childhood at school being laughed at. He decided that there was only one way out of it. To ride a rainbow.

Pk was more than ready. She had felt the universe warning her long before it was actually time. When the alarm rang Pk was off her hinges. She zoomed through the sky, a deadly education protector, 200 kilometres per second! Now Dk had seen her, their roaring battle had started just as it ended. Dk only had 2 options. To go back to school or to run away and have fun adventures. I think you can guess what he chose. Running away.

He had seen the map in school. I guess it paid off. Dk didn’t need to think twice. He whizzed north to Egypt.

There were the hard, brittle, dry pyramids. They would hard. But the noseless, sponge cake sphinx won’t be! Seconds after Dk arrived Pk had touched down.

“Stop in the name of education!” Pk hollers. “Muuuuuuuuum, can we pleeeeeeeeeeease do 1 more teeny weeny thing?” Dk complains to Pk. “Mmmmmmmm,” thinks Pk. She can’t decide. Dk takes advantage of this moment of weakness and grabs pawfuls of spongecake and hurls them at Pk. How evil and cowardly. Before Pk knows it she is chasing after Dk shouting “Go back to school, you little brat!”

Chapter 3 – Pk’s To Be Continued

As the kats left Egypt, do you know what they entered? No, you don’t. Don’t try to be funny. Anyway, they entered lollyland! Read the next paragraph to know more.

In Egypt it was hard, brittle, sticky sand. In lolly land it was soft, bouncy, pillowy fairy floss. In Egypt there were no secrets. In Lollyland secrets randomly appeared in the kat’s hearts and minds. Every animal and human alike fell under the spell of Lollyland. Little did Dk know that this was the deadliest and most delicious place on the planet. In Egypt it was relatively safe even with the noseless sphinx. Many kats and humans lost their souls and lives here. Their bones lie here for all of eternity fueling the fairy floss and mowing the gummy lawn. Pk knew all the

knowledge because of books. Dk doesn’t. The only thing Dk ever listened to was… watch TV.

Pk has a plan. She pushes Dk down. Don’t get me wrong, Dk really is Pk’s son. He just went down the wrong path. Pk did swear to punish all those against education. No matter whether it was family or not. Tough. Pk doesn’t back down. Dk isn’t happy at all. He tries to push Pk. Pk swerves and Dk lands in the marshmallow monster’s mouth. It was soft, greasy and disgusting but at the same time hard, sticky and delightful. Dk had no idea it was getting ready to crunch his bones. Pk punches him hard in the nose. Gulp! Dk gets swallowed whole. Then, he finds himself sliding down it’s slimy throat. “It’s the end isn’t it?”

Chapter 4 – The Grossest Chapter

If you don’t want to read a gross story then if you want to miss the ending of Pk kat, go ahead. Skip this chapter. If not then keep reading on! Anyway, if you wish to be reminded about our last adventure then listen up! There were a lot of words in that one. The kats were in Lolly-land. Pk had tricked Dk into a monster’s mouth. Then she had made the monster swallow Dk whole. Better than being chomped into a million pieces. Are you still with me? Good, the boring explanation hasn’t bored you to death. That ‘quick’ preview took a whole paragraph!

Remember how I said that this was going to be a gross story? If you did pat yourself on the back. If not then you need to listen more carefully. Anyway, Dk was pooped out. It was really painful for both the monster and Dk. Read on to hear about this terrible process. Warning, if you have a sensitive mind this isn’t for you. (Gross alert. I did warn you.) (It even gets its own paragraph!

First the monster. You know how you get constipation. Well, imagine that, only 10 trillion times worse. Additional note- your poop is also the heaviest brick in the entire multiverse. To explain the brick part… Dk isn’t exactly the definition of lightweight, healthy or thin.

(Still a gross paragraph…) Onto Dk’s thoughts, “Ah! I must dodge the thick, dense, weighty stomach acid and I must steer clear of the mysterious brown sludge!” There was a metal/steel pole. I have no idea why. It dared to go into the acid and 0.1 millisecond later… it got disintegrated by the sludgy green sludge. I don’t know if there is a possible scientific explanation for this but Dk actually had a surfboard in his butt. No wonder he wasn’t very thin or small. Dk rode the surfboard on his tummy (he didn’t have the balance to be able to stand on it) and miraculously the surfboard didn’t get burnt by the acid. Dk body-boarded his way to freedom! Well, that didn’t last too long before he was unpleasantly forced down the monster’s rear end. I think in the monster’s perspective Dk really was the actual monster.

Now, he was out! He wanted to squish the marshmallows. He longed to snap the chocolate. (Seriously though, it’s so satisfying!) He wished to lick the lollipops. And he desired to munch on the… wait! Was that marshmallow monster poop?

Chapter 4 – Dk is Spit Out

When the last chapter ended Dk was still in Lolly-land and Pk was someplace else. Pk knew that her son would eventually come out of the marshmallow monster’s butt somehow. After all, who knows you better than you? Probably your mum. Pk got a present from an anonymous source last year. A set of portals. Pk used these portals and put one underneath the crunchy chocolate that Dk would try to eat and put the

other in the gloomiest prison; Gloomiville Prison, home to the baddest, most terrible crooks in the species of kat.

Unfortunately the warden of Gloomiville Prison was on high alert. He threw away the portal. Not surprisingly anyway. That was one tough prison. Weirdly the portal landed in the front lawn of… Summerville’s Preschool. The suburb of Gloomiville was next to the suburb of Summerville and there was a prison next to a preschool. Weird. The portal was activated. Dk landed in a surprised daze in front of Summerville Preschool. Dk always did and always will hate that place.

The receptionist saw Dk approach the building looking as confused as confused gets. The receptionist was called Martha and actually taught Dk there. Since the day they met they were sworn enemies. Martha said to Dk with a fake smile “You look a little old to be going here again, Kitten.” Martha always knew that Dk hated the name. She got a kat-kall (a phone-call in our language) from Pk saying that Dk would come and that if he landed there he must be put in Gloomiville Prison at all costs.

She took Dk by the paw and said that he must have landed in the wrong place. She pointed to Gloomiville Prison and said that there must have been his destination. “Hey, Kitten.” Martha started. “I think there must have been your destination. It is the lolly store.” Martha knew how much Dk loved his sweets. After all, she was his preschool teacher. (Now you know not to go against your preschool teachers.)

Dk went into there not knowing what was in store for him.

THE END.